Monday, December 3, 2007

I'm officially back in elementary school



O.K. So I've been reading the Fashion World feed today, getting sadder and sadder. Hoping and hoping that someone would tag me (which is silly, because really nobody KNOWS me) which started to make me feel more and more like the kid I was in elementary school that no one picked for teams. Then I though to myself, "Sherpa" I thinks.."You are no longer in elementary school, it is no longer necessary to throw yourself into books, pretend you have an invisible pet lion and that Donny Osmond is your boyfriend. You are a grown up now and you are playing in a world where all those things are possible, so suck it up and take some control of your whiny inner baby"

On that note, I tag myself, (and anyone else who feels like they are sitting on the bench) and I now present.
8 Random Facts about Myself that you may or may not care to know
*I am old enough to have wanted Donny Osmond to be my boyfriend (and would take him in a heartbeat if he decided to completely throw away his religion and family and run away with me)
*I no longer have an invisible pet lion, but I do have a very real black lab, Mastiff, Great Dane named Amos who weighs well over a hundred pounds.
*I work in a library and read A LOT and could keep up with the best of them parsing the classics, but have a soft spot for graphic novels and chick lit.
*I also am addicted to reality T.V. and I think Tila Tequila should pick Danny and New York should be with Tailor Made even though I hate him.
*I have a difficult time making friends because I am very shy. This goes for SecondLife as well as First Life. I counter this by being "brassy" which makes people forget that I am shy. So if anyone wants to take me under their wing, I would be grateful and forever loyal.
*I have raised a daughter to adulthood all by myself.
*I am a theatrical costume designer in my free time
*I am a "Fag Hag" although I've been told by the kids that the new term is "Fruit Fly" which for some reason I keep thinking is "Fairy Dust" and my very first boyfriend is a professional Drag Queen in New York.
Ok, that's eight. So for all you kids out there who weren't tagged, I now proclaim (with the power invested in me by absolutely no one but myself) that you should all consider yourself it.
Addendum: Creamy tagged me. "You like me, you really like me!"

17 comments:

Clover Munro said...

awww....were i cool enough to have a blog, i'd have tagged you. oh, and i work in a library too!

Sherpa said...

Thank you Clover. I feel a little better already :)

Creamy Cooljoke said...

Tagged ya :p

http://slfreestyle.blogspot.com/2007/12/tagorama.html

Avalon Birke said...

I would have soooo been your friend in elementary school! I loved Jay Osmond so we could have conspired to marry into the family. I have a Great Dane also, am totally on Team Dani for Tila, and yep - NY and Tailor Made look like a fit to me (run, Punk! Run away!).

Achariya Rezak said...

Meep!

I apologize for not including you on my list of people to thank. Thanks to you too :D

I'll edit my post.

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